wazzupmrstark:

(via mortiwhore)

gay-jewish-bucky:

Actual footage of the Universal Studios* CEO “trimming” all of the shade trees at one of the L.A. WGA/SAG-AFTRA picket locations, so strikers have no protection from the intense heat of the sun

(*production company behind 2012’s tumblr hit film The Lorax)

(via tooquirkytolose)

ovur:

My bisexual boyfriend and I in our straight passing relationship

(via mortiwhore)

hometoursandotherstuff:

(via owlmylove)

lavinia-pfigg:

tlatollotl:

don’t lose the notes:

#they always see ‘pixie’ and ‘dream’ and ‘girl’#but forget the terrible awesome driving power of ‘manic’

(via tooquirkytolose)

whydidisavethistomyphone:

(via jannelle-o)

bewitchingbimbo:

bewitchingbimbo:

he is DETERMINED to cuddle with the kitty that doesn’t like him lmao

LITTLE MAN WAS SUCCESSFUL!!!

(via corrucyst)

womanroy:

women will have no career path, no game, no bitches, and only 3 people in the world that can stand them and all they have to say for themselves is that theyre ‘just like george costanza but a girl’

(via gentlekirk)

beggars-opera:

beggars-opera:

My friends idea of a good time is dressing up in colonial attire and pretending to beat each other up while similarly dressed colonial men jump around in the background waving fistfuls of cash

I feel like my life has reached a peak it’s all downhill from here 

In case anyone thought I was being facetious

(via cringethursday)

powerburial:

kevinmm6:

powerburial:

$1,000,000 deposited into your bank account every day for the rest of your life or sex with Jafar?

does jafar love me

hell no bitch

(via sexygaywizard)

memorycycle:

failgirlgut:

Me n the girls sitting upon the shattered corpse of a false god

while kissing eachother

(via waluigisapartment)

wickedwonderlandd:

a-titty-ninja:

“Cheating’s bad, okay?”

(via tooquirkytolose)

arirna:

(via pastelsailorr)

avvocarlo:

doing the marge simpson impression so hard that I throw up

(via slimetony)

I’m dodging an autism diagnosis like men were dodging war drafts